Was your teacher drunk when he made your multiple choice test?

1) Yes
Δ) No
%) I love you guys
M) 8
•) Potato

You Might Also Like


If you want to hear an elderly couple arguing for 2 hrs about whether they closed their garage door, go to a movie at 11AM on a weekday.


Shout out to one of my friends who went to ice her Xmas cake & discovered a very happy boozy mouse in the tin 😂


TO MY SECRET ADMIRER: thank u for the flowers!! You accidentally had them sent next door & the card says ‘Penelope’ but it’s ok I love them😍



🎶Twinkle, twinkle little star,
How I wonder where you are,
Twitter changed you to a heart,
I don’t think they’re very smart🎶


Helena Bonham Carter eats eight spiders a day. Not in her sleep, just whenever.


Man, I was just reminded that the world is supposed to end this year and I haven’t even started packing yet.


Someone goes back in time to the 2009 VMAs, gives Taylor Swift a taser to use on Kanye.… the timeline is forever changed! World peace, etc.


“I’ll take movies for $500 Alex”

Tim Burton directed this dark tale starring Johnny Depp & Helena Bonham Carter

“You gotta be kidding me”


Weather man said all you need today is sunglasses and sunscreen but I think I’ll put some clothes on too.