Watching married couples argue in Bed Bath & Beyond is my Game of Thrones.

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My friend thinks her husband is cheating on her. I don’t have the heart to tell her he’s just out chasing Pokemon.


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A person on this website accused me of writing “a thousand bad jokes” and I was like wow that’s a weird way to say you like 7000 of my jokes


Cop: “Are you driving under the influence?”
Me: “No.”
Cop: “Say the alphabet backwards.”
Me: “Tebahpla eht.”


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Is it just me or are the puzzles on The Guardian website really easy?