Trip to the grocery store ended with 9 pledging to run away because we bought watermelon cubes, not slices like she wanted, in case there’s any Hallmark family movie writers out there looking for a new story line.
[my funeral service] my widow: he will surely be remembered for being such a terrible liar who faked his own death several times..aaand there he is at the back in the stupid big hat. i’d like to apologise to everyone here once again
For main female characters, prom is inevitable. Even if you try to skip it, a perfectly-fitting dress will appear in your life. Lock the doors, or run far away. No matter where you go, prom will find you.