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@AnniemuMary Christmas movie innkeepers play fast and loose with their unattended candles.
@Jake_Vig Today’s assignment:
Walk up to people with a manila envelope and ask them “Have you seen this person?” and pull out a picture of yourself
@Tommytoughstuff “Hey baby ditch the zero *stares silently until lenses transition into sunglasses* and get with the hero.”
@velvettusk Who the hell called them deadbeat dads instead of negli-gents?
@Rrrocambolesco There is nothing in the world that lowers your IQ faster than trying to use someone else’s coffee machine.
@RidiculousSheri Yelp Review: Babies
Cute at first, but then screamy like angry pterodactyls. There is literally poop everywhere. Would not recommend.
@Cornjerker78 In the theater
Me: Haven’t you ever seen someone stuff their bra before?
Him: Not with tater tots
*pause*
Gimme some.
@OlanDevine My signature move is texting “There in 5” while I’m 80 miles away and embroiled in a Kung Fu Dance battle with an uncouth cattle farmer.
@Fulkery1 Ear cleaning technician sounds like a solid career path. As far as we know people are going to have ears.