What did one ocean say to the other?

Nothing, it just waved.

Sea what I did there?

I’m shore you did.

Laugh, you son of a beach!

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I hate babies when they are crying. I hate people who love babies & think babies are cute. I hate grown up babies who make more babies.


So done with NPR. Every time I call to request a song, they NEVER play it.


Him: How close is the storm?

Me: Let me Google it.
*laptop blows away*

Pretty close.


Just bit into a Pop Tart so hot that it caused me to involuntarily perform the falsetto “ah-ha-ha-ha-” intro to Stayin’ Alive