What do we want?
An end to auto-correct errors!
When do we want it?
Duck this!

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“There, there,” I say, resting her head on my shoulder

Surgeon: Sir, we’re going to need that back if we want any hope for reattachment!


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i did it God! i finaly got 2 of evry animal
*noah looks at boat full of dead animals*
do u kno how long this took


[whispering to coworker who liked my status about having to put my dog down but never commented] so you like dead dogs do ya meghan?


Son: why is my name Bince?
Me: i missed the ‘V’ when i texted the doctor your name
Son: can’t we change it?
Me: finish your homework Bince


On vacation, I ask the concierge to stand outside the shower and ask me random questions so I can feel right at home.