What do you call emergency rooms for non medical emergencies?

Bars, they’re called bars

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“Your word is stupid”

ME: Well give me a different one then

“No, that’s your word…stupid”

ME: Maybe you’re the stupid one


Survivor, except it’s just me holding in my pee while talking to a guest at work.


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Cat: *walks across the keyboard, deleting the file*


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