@TheBoydP
@primawesome If we keep building giant walls at the border to Mexico it’s only a matter of time before natural selection gives us giant Mexicans.
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@TheToddWilliams [spelling bee]
“Your word is stupid”
ME: Well give me a different one then
“No, that’s your word…stupid”
ME: Maybe you’re the stupid one
@QueenVofCoffee Survivor, except it’s just me holding in my pee while talking to a guest at work.
@LimeyBits Mispronouncing words is kind of my forty
@ElizaBayne Shark Week is just another made up holiday to sell more sharks
@GingerHotDish Holy shit, there are some disgusting perverts on here… but enough about me.
@Ygrene Scientist: Finally, my modeling algorithm ‘Predicting Cat Behavior’ is complete!
Cat: *walks across the keyboard, deleting the file*
@Amusitr0n My uncle Terry told me not to worry, that love would find a way, but on the other hand he once took a shit in a hammock
@ShaunRightNow Yeah I’m married, but get one thing straight, I do WHAT I want, WHEN I wanfdsskk THIS IS SHAUN’S WIFE, HE HAS TO GO NOW, HE SAYS GOODNIGHT.
@JohnHilsen Humans are 58% water. Jellyfish are 95% water. Therefore, humans are 61% jellyfish.