@alispagnola
@secondofhername The two FIFA World Cup 2014 songs are Ole Ola & La La La.
Our linguistic evolution as humans never ceases to amaze me.
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@secondofhername 
@MoistPork If you’re a vegan and an atheist and a runner, how do you choose which way to annoy people in a conversation first?
Health food? Baby, my body is a ’93 Honda hatchback with a headlight out. I’m not about to start putting premium gas in it now.
@POTerritory Sorry, but Spotify sounds like the opposite of a stain remover and why would I want it?
@StruggleDisplay Just found a tiny box full of kids teeth hidden under my sink…dear god I hope these are from my children
@Landon8426 American Ninja Warrior is a bunch of people who took “the floor is lava” game way to seriously as kids.
@Midgetspar Just built a kite that’ll hold my cat. Figured if a mouse helped discover electricity then my cat & I should be able to unlock time travel.
@Ideal_Victoria “I can’t wait to nail you later”
*whispers to the new picture I just bought*
@ElKnuckelhombre My 7 yr. old thought it would be really funny to hold up a sign in the back window of the car that said “HELP ME!”. It was not.
@wickedblondeone Some days, I wish I had a button to restore myself to my original factory settings