What if the 5th dentist was from the future and knew about the long-term tooth damage caused by Trident?

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Anyone can beat a polygraph.It doesn’t even have hands.


*finds sheet of bubble wrap in drawer*
*presses intercom button*
Janet? Cancel my appointments today. Something important just came up.


if a doctor ever tried to hit *my* knee with a tiny hammer? hoo boy… all i’m sayin is, it’s a good thing they already live at the hospital


I got really excited when she talked about a motorboat date, but as it turns out, she just wanted to take a ride on the lake. *sigh*


Some people are like 5yr olds, they shake heads in agreement, but you KNOW by the look in their eyes, they have no clue what you just said.


I replaced all the fire extinguishers at work with air horns that sound like Seth Rogan’s laugh.


me: haha wow, you *really* seem to like my eyes

optometrist: again, please hold still


Carl: Perfect weather tonight.

Me: Tell me something I don’t know.

Carl: Butterflies taste with their feet.

Me: Fair enough.