What if the 5th dentist was from the future and knew about the long-term tooth damage caused by Trident?
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Cop: not while he’s driving
Pizza will never hurt your feelings.
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Lol.
Had a great convo w someone I really admire and then immediately walked into a glass door. The lord giveth and the lord wrecketh away
just taught my 3yo to sing “if you’re happy and you’ve no wit, clap your hands” and then laugh at the people clapping
Even the great philosophers made mistakes. Aristotle, for example, believed that groove was in the brain.
I just think mosquitos should go vegan and stop eating me alive
I’m not vegetarian but there are certain animals I refuse to eat:
– rabbit
– raccoon
– most kinds of bear
– moth
– Mothman
– bee (but wasp is okay)
– coconut
– whatever animal “bologna” is from
My 8YO turned vegetarian to save the planet, then decided to wait until after this weekend’s burger grilling