What is this special type of waffle called a “Tennis racket” and why does it taste like metal wires?

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A few strategically placed “and shit’s” can really spice up your online dating profile (ie: “I’m attentive and shit…passionate and shit.”)


When you watch a movie and two persons kiss when they wake up, are you all awww, or are you a normal person wondering if two bad breaths cancel out?


Don’t worry, my tweet. Not all tweets can be winners… Daddy loves you just as much.


*knocks on woman’s washroom*

Hello anyone in here?

*no one answers*

*runs in & lifts up every toilet seat*


*runs away giggling*


Good cop “If you confess maybe we can cut you some sort of deal…”

Crab cop *walks sideways off the table*


I’m sorry son, but autocorrect keeps changing your name to Marty. That’s your new name now, there’s nothing we can do about it.