Havent picked sides in Gamer gate yet.. which do I like more.. the entire female gender or the thing where I pretend to kill people on Tv..
What woman say right before they kill you:
I’m not mad.
Sure, stay friends with your ex.
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I always blame other people for my problems and it’s all your fault.
Writing without pants on is a simple pleasure.
Shame I can’t go back to Starbucks though.
When you take Google Maps too seriously.
If I ever only have 3 months to live, I want my ex wife to be with me. That would be the longest 3 months of my life.
Cop: Know why I stopped you?
SUPER DANCE OFF??
Cop: OH YEAH
Cop: No, not really. There’s a warrant for your arrest.
Son: can I go?
Dad: storm coming, tornado warnings
Son: yeah I know
Dad: wait for your brother to get home, he can continue the bloodline
Sure I wish I had focused more on my finances, but back then who knew money would catch on.
What kinda psychopath tries to get in touch with someone by calling them on the phone. What is this…1984?
RIDDLER: What has–
BATMAN: A gazebo
RIDDLER: Let me finish-
BM: A paperweight
R: Dental floss
RIDDLER: I hate you guys