QB: Do you think I should go for it?
COACH: I say go for it
QB: Would you like to go for a coffee sometime?
“When I was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I did those things online”
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Neighbor: Can’t complain.
Me: I can and do.
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Me: Happy Black Friday!
Me: I made a cake!
Me: It’s chocolate.
You better take care of me Lord, if you don’t you’re gonna have me on your hands.
professor: remember, there are no stupid questions-
me: [raising hand] if 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea, does the fifth one enjoy it
professor: okay there is one stupid question
Dog: I WANNA GO OUTSIDE I WANNA GO OUTSIDE I WANNA GO OUTSIDE I WANNA GO OUTSIDE I WANNA GO OUTSIDE I WANNA GO OUTSIDE I WANNA GO OUTSIDE
Me: *opens door*
Dog: *runs to my spot on the couch* smell ya later sucka
A great vocabulary is such a turn on. A guy used the word “bifurcated” during a meeting and I almost threw my panties at him.
IN CASE OF FIRE BREAK GLASS
*a glazed honey ham pops out*