There’s nothing like sitting by an open fire..watching the evidence burn.
When someone at the gym asks if I’m “using that equipment”, I say “No, my love for it is real.” To date, I’m the only one to find that funny
You Might Also Like
I know Taco Bell doesn’t have “I hate myself” sauce yet. But they should. They should.
Follow me on Pinterest for seasonal craft ideas and spells for summoning ancient demons.
I told my DAD to embrace his mistakes. he cried. then he hugged My brother & me.
Rest of world: don’t do anything crazy plz
UK: fk u we used to own u watch this
*money falls out of pockets
*cracks head open
Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song has a part where it sounds like they’re trying to guess words for a crossword puzzle.
Is a pamphlet just a smaller pamph? What the heck is a pamph? People make no sense.
You say jump I say how high. You say run I say how fast. You say lets hang out I say no.
Logically the best time to kick someone is when they are down