If you watch Scooby-Doo backwards its about some kids helping a business owner enter a costume contest then minding their own business.
Whenever I have a panic attack, I put a paper bag over my mouth & once I’m done drinking the alcohol inside I feel a lot better.
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If you carry a knife in your mouth, people wont ask you what your Valentines Day plans are.
It’s weird how many people at my office are named “Hey.”
I don’t understand why I cant lose weight. I thought dieting was a piece of cake.
My superpower is turning food and drink into larger pants.
some things should go without saying
What do you call a potato/corn crime fighting duo?
Starchy and Husk
It’s time to clean the refrigerator when something closes the door from the inside…
No matter how hard I try, I just never seem to run out of bad ideas.