Where’s the Google setting that says “I’m researching this for my job. I don’t actually want a roll of a thousand coffee mug stickers”?

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Violets are infrared
I’m hunting you for sport
And soon you’ll be dead

-a valentine from the Predator


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People who ask themselves what Jesus would do seem to forget just how badly things worked out for him.


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