Taylor Swift tweeted a picture of her cat watching the Olympics and just as I suspected, Taylor’s bedroom looks like a giant doily.
While you’re thinking what to wear, I’m thinking how to take it off.
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Save your money- instead of a swear jar, just wash your mouth out with cilantro
Megan, but with an H? Whatever you say, girls named Hmegan.
i hate it when Darth Vader puts eggs in my mailbox and then rides away on a kids tricycle
My wife just opened my car door for me.
Would have been a nice gesture had we not been going 70mph.
” So the boat was about to sink until I attached a sail to my boner and made it safely to shore”
Me if I was on the Titanic.