@QueenVofCoffee
@reesespiece_ Girls, your friends lied when they said chopping your hair off looked cute. They are just happy that their man wont want to bang you
You Might Also Like
@reesespiece_ 
@captainolya My week is basically:
Monday
Monday #2
Monday #3
Monday #4
Friday
Saturday
Pre-Monday
@Grommit56 Why can’t there be nostril pattern baldness?
@Godhatespants “Theirye’re” problem solved
@sfreeze6 Ouija boards are officially obsolete, now that the dead can read messages addressed to them on Facebook.
@theechantress My gynecologist follows me on Instagram, I really do not know what else he wants to see.
@felixoshea It’s a good thing I’m not Batman, because there’s NO WAY I would keep that shit secret.
@IamEnidColeslaw my signature move is called “the Mouse,” where I run around the dance floor wearing nothing but a tampon
@Jennifer_Arcuri A silly but epic reminder of what happens when one person stands up. 😉
@JessObsess Just slung my bra off & threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already 2 other bras. If my math is right, it’s Wednesday.