Daughter: dad Im a lesbian
Dad: Okay its cool
2nd daughter: dad I’m a lesbian too
Dad: Does ANYone in this family like guys?
Son: I do
Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I’d like to read a medication bottle and see “May cause extreme sexiness”.
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