why does saying their name 3x work for Bloody Mary and not for Brad Pitt?

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Hi kids I’m Keanu Reeves here to tell you that speed is never cool unless you’re a professional SWAT member on a bus that’s about to blow up


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I just did my budget for June. If I don’t buy food … I won’t need toilet paper.

I think I’m on to something here.


My boyfriend asked me why I bother watching cooking shows when I cant cook so I asked why he bothered watching porn.


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– My Doctor


too many boring kid names like “chris” and “logan” if i had a kid i’d name him something badass like “the shovel”


I used to have to read my kids a bedtime story every single night until I started randomly killing off characters to amuse myself.