Why don’t men ever think to do helpful catcalls like “YO SEXY THE SIDEWALK IS CLOSED AT THE END OF THIS BLOCK – CONSIDER REROUTING, MAMI!”

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Me neither.


Morning sickness, but instead of being pregnant you just find mornings repulsive.


Job interviews be like what’s your biggest weakness, ummm I don’t have a job bro


This guy is choking on the last hotdog I wanted so I’m just going to let him die.


Galactus is about to eat our solar system when he flips over the label


“No thanks, I’ll eat something else.”


Piers Morgan. RT @DavidPressman: Anyone else nude and crying?


What if earth is just God’s Tamagotchi that he forgot about?


“Where you see yourself in 5 years?”

Doing your job.

“And me?”

Jobless and upset about the divorce

“OMG” *runs out crying*


After the hipster got his girl pregnant, he wouldn’t shut up about how he was into her before she got big.


I hate it when my wife wakes me up at the crack of dawn just to tell me my alarm woke her up.