Bahaha. Loving the support, maybe we’ll get this handled.
Winter can cause potentially deadly situations like icy roads, hypothermia, and the much feared man cold.
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“It’s pretty neat how the laundry keeps washing and folding itself.”
“When I’m dead, I’d like you to buy a $9,000 box and throw it down a hole.”
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Most genies won’t tell you in advance, but sour cream is a separate wish from nachos.
“How long you two been married?”
It’s been thirt- (wife shaking head)
teenish twenty- (still shaking)
for a long time.
“hey mister can i pet your dog?”
“what kind is he?”
“that there’s a pure beef vienna son careful don’t get mustard on your shirt”
‘You have an important event coming up? OwmeeGod, count me in!’ -pimples.
My husband thinks The Bachelor show is fake, they’re all there to be actors, and that it’s total bullshit.
Then he turned to wrestling.
Still not stuck on a deserted island, and beginning to lose hope