Women shouldn’t work outside the home. It’s STEVE Jobs, not EVE Jobs.
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Me: Let me see it…
*eats half and hands it back*
Please leave a message after the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II soundtrack.
*Camera focuses on a man choking on a whole apple*
Narrator: “If only there was a better way?”
[On Screen Caption]
Sorry I can’t come to your thing tonight, I’m too busy figuring out an excuse about why I can’t come to your thing next week
Astronauts wear helmets to hide their tears when they discover the moon isn’t made of cheese.
North Carolina just legalized same sex marriage. I thought all sex was the same after marriage.
Just the three Chinese meal entrees I’m ordering.
I wish I was Jean Claude Van Damme, not to be able to roundhouse kick my co-worker, but to bore him to death as I act out a scene.