Would an Egyptian doctor who specializes in the spine be called a Cairopractor?

He really should be.

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If you like piña coladas and getting caught in the rain, that’s fine but your piña colada is going to get watered down.


Him: What long nails you have!

Me: All the better to capture your DNA with if you murder me.

*dating is easy


I sure didn’t win the genetic lottery. I can eat healthy and diet for 6 months and lose 10 lbs. I eat like shit for 3 and a quarter days and gain 73


Doctor: You need a new liver and we found a match.

Me: When can you operate?

*lighting a candle*

Doctor: When we find you a new liver.


Kelly Ayotte says “Donald Trump is absolutely a role model for kids.” She’s right, kids don’t pay taxes either.


[my kid while eating a hard boiled egg]
mommy, what flavor is the yellow part?


Surgeon: scalpel.

[patient hands him scalpel]

Surgeon: oh shit! Lol. You’re supposed to be asleep.


Excuse me, this isn’t what I ordered.

“You ordered a Grande.”

Yes, but this is Ariana Grande.

“Sir, please just take her.”


SECURITY GUARD: [speaking into the cuff of his shirt] The president is on his way to the car


HR: Know why we called you down?

Me: Hmm…my trench coat?

HR: Try again.

Me: Because I’m naked under my trench coat?