To clean up or just move. This is the question.
Yeah I’m married, but get one thing straight, I do WHAT I want, WHEN I wanfdsskk THIS IS SHAUN’S WIFE, HE HAS TO GO NOW, HE SAYS GOODNIGHT.
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They say there’s no such thing as a free lunch, but I’m at Applebee’s & have a dead mouse in my pocket that says otherwise.
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Me: In a mirror! Well any reflective surface really, windows, shiny cars, puddles…
Jurassic Park 7: Nothing goes wrong and everyone just genuinely enjoys the company of the dinosaurs