@davidschneider I hope God rethinks his decision to allow an intern to run celebrity deaths in 2016.
@Birdhumms You want to make them feel welcome but not so much that they’d want to come back any time too soon.
Socialising is hard.
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@UnFitz “If we don’t know a word for something, why can’t we just make one up?” he remarked confusatorily.
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@Adam_Kingsnorth Death. Resurrection. Saviour. I believe in Robocop.
@slimmy_shady Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal? He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal? Why won’t you just text him?
@pissboydanny im 7 sauces long
@junejuly12 *adds another woman to the stick figure family decals on this car window*
And now we wait.
@gigglegirlnoel Trying to figure out if you practice the violin for many hours every day, or if you just have a really bad hickey.
@TwinSurvivalist If I hear a bump in the night, I’m hoping my kids investigate and annoy any potential intruder until he leaves.
@jrza206 her: how about we go to this restaurant? I heard it’s earned two Michelin stars
me: [trying to impress] my car has four Michelin tires