
I hope God rethinks his decision to allow an intern to run celebrity deaths in 2016.
You want to make them feel welcome but not so much that they’d want to come back any time too soon.
Socialising is hard.
I hope God rethinks his decision to allow an intern to run celebrity deaths in 2016.
“If we don’t know a word for something, why can’t we just make one up?” he remarked confusatorily.
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🟧🟢⚪️🟡🟢not wordle, just some fried rice ☺️
Death. Resurrection. Saviour. I believe in Robocop.
Why does a billionaire need a Bat signal? He is in a cave. How does he even see the signal? Why won’t you just text him?
im 7 sauces long
*adds another woman to the stick figure family decals on this car window*
And now we wait.
Trying to figure out if you practice the violin for many hours every day, or if you just have a really bad hickey.
If I hear a bump in the night, I’m hoping my kids investigate and annoy any potential intruder until he leaves.
her: how about we go to this restaurant? I heard it’s earned two Michelin stars
me: [trying to impress] my car has four Michelin tires