Don’t worry there’s only 60 more days of January
You’re a dog person? *Throws a stick* Well? Aren’t you going to run after it or are you cool with being a normal human that’s also a liar?
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At the state fair I realized none of my troubles matter when you dip them in batter
Me: Did you pull off your Barbie’s head?
Me: Then where’d it go?
4: She sneezed and it exploded.
Veterinarian- You’re here to discuss your dog’s salivation?
Me- No. My dog’s a good dog, he’ll go to Heaven! I’m here about his slobbering.
why do people get so upset about bad haircuts. name one other problem that resolves itself quietly over time while you wait
The letter n always has to be the centre of attention.
Her: What do you want to listen to?
Me: You name it…I’m pretty eclectic.
Her: Great…I have Amazon music.
Me: Actually I’m not really into the indigenous stuff.
Day 218 of making fun of CrossFit.
“Opening a llama acting school called ‘Save the Drama for your Llama.”
“No, I mean where do you see yourself in 5 years with this job?”