@dusty_bun6o4
@Marlebean *interrupts your heartfelt story*
Oh NOW I hear your New York accent!! Say “dying wish” again!Ok now say “coffee”!
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@Marlebean 
@brianbowman73 25 more pounds to lose and I’ll be ready to be seen at my gym.
@OpenClassMX If I say I love you, don’t read too much into it. I just told this cheesecake that I love it, too.
@ashmensch *Opens a window and the wind blows 42 corndogs from my desk.*
“Oh no! My research!!”
@EndhooS Do you know how fast you were going sir?
“15,000mph?”
Wha? No,like 65?
“Seems pretty slow wouldn’t you say?”
I guess so.
“Ok bye”
bye?
@Reverend_Scott THIS IS THE POLICE.
COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP.“Wrong house guys.”
ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?
“Yup, happens a lot.”
OKAY COOL, SORRY.
@heidi420x Her: how are you
Me: good
Her: you sure?
Me: yup
Her: you’re alright?
Me: yes..
Her: really?
Me:
Her: are y–
Me: people like you go missing
@Shade510 If there is any indication of how this day will go, I put my shirt on backwards this morning. No biggie, except the fact it’s a button down.
@batsVsupes 
@rebrafsim The baby’s trying to eat the poinsettia again
Well, maybe we should get rid of it
The plant? But we just got it
. . .Haha yeah, the plant