@9GAG

You’re ugly for a reason: God is challenging you to get girls on hard mode. #motivationalmike

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@ADHDeanASL

Being shitty in a relationship is actually doing the world a favor if your partner is a songwriter

@BrendanMcKeigan

Got kicked out of the grocery store. Apparently yelling “LET THE BEETS DROP!” And throwing them at the ground is not acceptable.

@daemonic3

Doctor told me I only have 6 months to live, maybe 12 if I get enough likes on Facebook.

@sloganeerist

People who replace “Christ” with “X” are missing the whole point of what the ChristBox 360 is about.

@cerebralbeef

The way to cure your loneliness is to get on out there! But first, be better looking. And stop being yourself, that’s obviously not working.

@Stellacopter

It’s always cool to swallow your pride unless you’re a lion.

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@OuterJohn

1) Throw a ball of yarn into a fencing battle 2) Wait until the fight is over 3) Retrieve your fully-knitted sweater