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Go see American Sniper. Or go to your buddy’s house and watch him play Call of Duty for two hours

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Mazda’s marketing slogan is “We Build Mazdas.” They decided on it after rejecting others like: “Mazdas Are Cars” and “Buy Mazdas With Money”

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I dread doing laundry as if I didn’t have a machine that washes the clothes for me and another that dries them for me, as I do nothing