Lil Wayne once said “got ten bathrooms, I could shit all day” which I’ve proven can be done with just one bathroom.
Parents: Don’t put glass near your eyes.
Inventor of eyeglasses: Okay, I tried it and I’m sorry, but you’re not gonna believe this…
Don’t make me mad or so help me, I will become the 70th like on all of your future tweets.
Can’t wait to still not buy toilet paper after all this is over.