Lance isn’t really that a common name anymore. In the old days, people were called Lance a lot.


Are we still sending rich dudes to space cause I just got a 2 dollar bill in the mail from GramGram and this shining star is ready to rocket


I am hoping the next jump in human evolution removes humanity’s desire to find plot holes in joke tweets.


non-fungible…that’s when you’re allergic to mushrooms right?


“I’ve got a couple of ideas I wanna run by you this afternoon,” my coworker threatened


“nft” sounds like an onomatopoeia of a little toot sneaking out