Today I spent an extra $10 to get to $50, just so I could get a $15 gift card. My wife is so proud.
My son is teaching himself Christmas songs on the trumpet, proving things can be both beautiful and annoying.
Toy stores should spread the toys out on the floor so you can see them in their natural state and practice stepping on them.
Our 8-yr-old son announced that he is moving in with the family down the street because they have a PlayStation.
My wife: “What about us? We’re your family, and we love you.”
Son, enthusiastically: “We can be neighbors.”