“It’s our third date and you still wear that shirt?”
Honey, this all they have in prison.
Me: Grandma, please pass the updog.
Sister: *Pinches bridge of her nose*
Grandma: What’s updog?
Me: Not much, how about you?
“order in the court!”
Chicken wings, your honor!
[after 3 months in prison]
I think the joke was worth it.
1. Open your mouth
2. Wider, that’s it.
3. Stick out your tongue
4. Then walk towards her and pray she doesn’t run away.