@DickScurvy Family vacation is when you listen to your kids cry someplace expensive.
@DickScurvy @DickScurvy Sorry for releasing thousands of shrieking bats at your wedding. Sometimes I don’t know what to do with my hands.
@DickScurvy Good News: It wasn’t a colon polyp.
Bad News: somewhere, a craigslist escort is missing a press-on nail.
@DickScurvy Pretty sure it’s pronounced ASK body spray, thanks.