I accidentally used dog shampoo this morning but I feel like such a good girl.
If we just switch to cursive and ban automatic transmissions, we can cripple an entire generation.
People are far, far too judgmental these days.
I can tell just by looking at them.
A Covid test nurse asked if I’ve had a sudden loss of taste. I told her, “No, I’ve dressed like this for quite a while.”
Men, please quit wishing for the perfect woman for Christmas. Three times this week Santa Claus tried to kidnap me.