HR called me in today and told me I have a bad attitude. So they’re transferring me over to IT and giving me a raise.
If pharmaceutical companies have taught me anything, they’ve taught me that people with life threatening illnesses love to hike.
I had children for two reasons; I wanted to start a loving family, and I needed a quick excuse to leave things.
My 4 y/o doesn’t realize that things in life have happened before his existence. I bet this is what life is like for Kanye. Let’s be gentle.
I’m getting really irritated. This is the tenth ATM I’ve been to in the last week that’s had “insufficient funds”.