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FYI – so it IS illegal to put a skylight on the 5th floor of an 8th floor apartment building

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Definition of Insomnia:

Finding a spider in your bedroom & when you leave for a second to get the spray & come back it’s gone

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Hot tip: Apparently it’s frowned upon to make the sound effect tssst when being blessed by a priest

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She uses her boyfriends toothbrush without his knowledge and wears his underwear every day….I eat a dog biscuit ONCE and I’M the weirdo???