How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
I bought a Christmas tree today. The guy asked me if I was going to put it up myself.I said, “No, I’ll probably put it in the living room.”
How school works:
In class: 2+2=4
Exam: John had 4 apples.He eats one and gives one to a friend. Calculate the Sun’s mass.
Words I say when I sing along to Informer by Snow:
If god can artificially inseminate someone, why did he need two of every animal on the ark to repopulate the world?
God: sends you to hell for aborting your ‘child’.
God: killed his only son.
And that, ladies & gentlemen, is religion in a nutshell.