I fell asleep at 3:45. My 5yo woke up at 6:30.
Use protection, young people.
*watches movie*
*sees a scene with full frontal male nudity*
*pauses for three months*
Autocorrect doesn’t recognize my gangsta nature.
Just accidentally flashed my gay neighbor. He’s not gay anymore.
HAHAHAHAHA!
Just kidding. He totally threw up.