Me: You can’t fire me, I quit!
Boss: You can’t quit, I fired you!
Me: You can’t quit me, I’m fire!
Boss:…
*our eyes lock and we kiss*
You can be rough with me – the healthcare is free. #MakeCanadaSexier
Show me your pushy.
– Sean Connery shext
Murderman V. Another Murderman: Dawn of Murdering
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