Personal trainer: So what’s your goal?
Me: I wanna look good in pictures that I’m not the one taking
I’m rockin the ‘Barbie doll’ look today.
No, I didn’t dye my hair blonde.
I did 4 pushups and now I can’t unbend my arms
I’m writing a horror story. It’s about a girl who forgets her headphones and her colleagues think it’s ok to talk to her. So much blood.
Huge thanks to @funTweeters for publishing my tweet! This made my week 🙂
That awkward moment when someone asks if you’ve dyed your hair and you say no, its just clean.