9, playing an iPad game: Weird… I accidentally did something and my character became fat.

Me: Same.


Found a pic in a box buried deep in the closet of me sitting on Santa’s knee. Hard to believe that was two whole years ago!


Listening to my mom tell a story is akin to a verbal version of Russian nesting dolls.


When I’m old enough, my kids better not leave me alone with a box of Crayolas and anything upholstered


Just won a sausage biscuit at this basketball game. Never give up on your dreams.


I just want to be as happy as the couple described in the first five minutes of any Dateline episode.