@Area51eh

G/F wanted sex.

Told her I was too tired from having sex with my wife.

And that’s how the fight started.

@Area51eh

LOL pills that say don’t take with alcohol. Ok Doc, how do YOU
suggest I take my medication then?

@Area51eh

This no more tears shampoo sucks. I’ve been feeding it to my friends kid and he’s still crying.

Must be doing something wrong.

@Area51eh

If being a role model involves anything before noon, I don’t want anything to do with that shit.

@Area51eh

Girlfriend mentioned she was lacking iron in her diet.

I gave her all my wrinkled shirts.

And that’s how the fight started.