@LindseyEllison2

If I ever go to prison I will immediately go up to the biggest person and tickle them.

@LindseyEllison2

Sharks are so misunderstood. They ONLY eat people’s legs because they want you to transform into a mermaid and be friends with them.

@LindseyEllison2

If you want to look mysterious I would suggest painting your cornea with a sharpie. Always works for me.