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I guess what I’m trying to say is that 4 glasses of wine makes it exponentially more difficult to get out of the bathtub.

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“it’s the thought that counts” doesn’t include showering. You have to actually do that.

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I’ve never dated a man for his mind, but I would if I ever met a man that had one.

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Only whores show their boobs. Only uptight bitches won’t show their boobs. Please show me your boobs. Women are crazy. – men

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I’m smoking, skyping, putting on makeup, tweeting and I haven’t spilled 1 drop of my beer. I’m the best driver ever.