@legendofchelda

I’m vegan now but I’m still gonna eat eight spiders a year on cheat days

@legendofchelda

Having a crush is weird bc one minute you’re a normal person and then out of nowhere you’re like damn I wanna bake that boy a pie

@legendofchelda

Stop tweeting about what real women are and are not. You’re going to blow my secret that I’m a lizard creature zipped into a woman suit