Ask her if she’s sure she doesn’t want to order a salad… Girls love to be called fat!
Dear axe body spray,
Could you Please put a suggested spray size on your deodorant bottles.
Asphyxiated girls everywhere.
For all those men who say”Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?”
I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
When I wake up at night,
I reach out to you,
I love you not for what you look like
I love you for what you have inside.
(Me to my fridge)
It’s so cold that the local flasher was caught *describing* himself