My grandparents’ generation was so committed to vacation photos they’d flip their goddamn car and it would still be like “Marge, get in here.”
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This was my dad’s browser history.
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“Your dad and I are leaving for dinner now.”
Two seconds later:
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I think, 25 years later, it’s pretty goddamn safe to say that nobody made an entrance like Chris Farley.
Could’ve posed any goddamn way he wanted. Chose this.
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Looks like the mayor is getting serious.
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Toss the darts, treat the wounded, tally the points. Repeat until only one child remains.
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