@themommylode Sitting on the toilet when 3 comes in and turns off all the lights just to see if his hot wheels glows in the dark.
Fun times
@themommylode 
@themommylode 3: mommy! Come look, I made a water fall
Me: oh dear god
@themommylode All these gift wrapping videos going viral as if your kids aren’t going to rip into that shit like feral hyenas finding a half dead zebra during a drought.