Overheard in hair salon: “I have LITERALLY no shorts. Like I seriously have only 4 or 5 pairs of shorts.”
This is why I can’t stand people.
People who can get up to pee in the middle of the night and fall right back to sleep, explain yourselves.
8: “Ugh having a mom is so stressful”
– My son when I asked him to hold the door open for me
“It’s like they’re not even impressed that this fits inside my nostril.”
– Toddlers
I’m at the “my 7 yr old gave himself a hickey on his arm” part of the parenting journey.
Hashtag blessed.